June 2013
18 posts
It was much better to imagine men in some smoky room somewhere, mad and cynical by privilege and power, plotting over the brandy. You had to cling to this sort of image, because if you didn’t then you might have to face the fact that bad things happened because ordinary people, the kind who brushed the dog and told their children bedtime stories, were capable of then going out and doing horrible things to other ordinary people. It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone’s fault. If it was Us, what did that make Me? After all, I’m one of Us. I must be. I’ve certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We’re always one of Us. It’s Them that do the bad things.” —Jingo by Terry Pratchett (via miraclerizuin)
My mate just started watching Game of Thrones. He’s on episode two. Apparently it’s ‘brutal’.

you think you know brutal
you think you know unceasing awful tragedies
SOON.
SOON YOU WILL KNOW, MY SON.
I’ve just realised that the post about my art on redbubble that people have been wonderfully reblogging, doesn’t have the link to my portfolio.
BECAUSE I AM THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.
So here it is, in case there’s anyone willing to overlook how much of a colossal fucking dunce I am and reblog again. Or maybe, who knows, buy something.
http://www.redbubble.com/people/adamshepherd/portfolio
Hey, I can dream.
You know, as much of a cunt as Walder Frey undoubtedly is, I can’t help but like him a little.
Cause I mean, even though he KNEW he was going to wipe out their ENTIRE house in a few hours, he still felt the need to get his sass on like the world’s worst gay best friend.
From 1 to Walder Frey, how lousy is your hospitality?
May 2013
3 posts
i don’t trust anyone who says they don’t like Seal
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen…
BAAAAAAAAABEEEEH
I COMPARE YOU TO A KISS FROM A ROSE ON THE GREY
THE MORE I GET OF YOU THE STRANGER IT…
Literally all I can picture is Jeff Winger and Dean Pelton doing karaoke.
August 2012
7 posts
I did not just almost cry at brave why would you even suggest that
team gb are doing amazing and everything but can we all take a moment to appreciate how fucking majestic the ParalympicsGB logo is?
Perfect logo for the batshittery of the Paralympics. Look at him, that lion is taking precisely none of your shit.
You think you know feels.
You think you know characters dying.
You think you know suffering.
It aired in Australia when I was a kid
spoiler alert everyone dies horribly
MY CHILDHOOD
OH JESUS WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF THAT
July 2012
15 posts
texted the brother
‘all ok?’
and he replied
‘all quiet on the western front, bro. be home soon.’
all is fine
i am relaxed
i’m going to sleep now
Mad props for the casual reference.
vinylandcigarettes reblogged your photoset: charliemulgrew: 72-73/100 pictures of cobie…
Sweet Jesus thank you murray
Cobie Smulders is a mighty fine lass indeed :D
UNF.
Me:
Look at the notes people!
Pfft no.
Look at me.
June 2012
19 posts
oh, and i got a just-barely-concealed look of pity from the woman in hmv today
i was buying an avengers poster (for me) and a copy of the new smurfs movie (not for me)
what’s the female version of the term ‘manchild’?
because the woman’s face was telling me she thought i was that
Bitch I spent half an hour last night drunk in a ballpit. There are manchildren who judge me.
…Haven’t they been taught not to judge their leader?
Drunk. In a ballpit. I’m beyond manchildren.
oh, and i got a just-barely-concealed look of pity from the woman in hmv today
i was buying an avengers poster (for me) and a copy of the new smurfs movie (not for me)
what’s the female version of the term ‘manchild’?
because the woman’s face was telling me she thought i was that
Bitch I spent half an hour last night drunk in a ballpit. There are manchildren who judge me.
Even the worst porn can be improved by muting it and blaring deadmau5 and The Prodigy over the top!
oh damn! hey i
maytotally have to try this!There is nothing better than watching someone deepthroat to “Spitfire”.
any sex act can be improved with loud electronic music.






